I really need to pee but my sister’s boyfriend is upstairs and I’m is just like “I refuse to empty my bladder with such peasants in close proximity, that would just be to awkward and disgraceful…I shall not slander my good name by showing you that I actually carry out human functions" so I’m just going to sit here till he leaves in three hours and pretend the uncomfortable face I’m making is because I have a dead leg.

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